My Wealth Comes to Me

Buenos Aires is widely recognized as one of the premier food destinations in the world. They do steak, pasta and even croissants unlike anywhere I've ever been. Yet the delicacy that has made the biggest impression on me so far has been 3D Mega-Tube Mega-Queso chips.

Hot damn these things are good. It's like someone took a bag of Bugles, punched it in the groin with a boxing glove made of molten nacho cheese, injected it with a shot of testosterone and delivered it to every roadside kiosk in Buenos Aires. Mega-tubes resemble Bugles in shape but are slightly puffier yet just as crispy, with an addictive cheese coating that tastes somewhere in between Cheetos and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. 


Never once have I opened a bag of 3D Mega-Tube Mega Queso and not finished it. Interestingly enough, after looking at the nutrition facts for the first time today, I learned that a serving of Mega-Tubes is 25 grams, meaning I have been eating more than 3.5 servings of this stuff a day several days this week. Que será, Que será.